This page may contain swearing. Such as:
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker & tits.

This is an attempt at keeping track of the pure filth espoused on Twitter minute after minute, hour after hour, day after day. It's a live count (and archive) of every* time one of those words is broadcast as part of a 140 character tirade by someone, somewhere in the world.
* sometimes there's just too much vulgarity to keep up with and this might break

This'll infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.

You may have seen or heard these words used before. They're the 'Seven Dirty Words' immortalised by George Carlin way back in 1972, and though you can probably get away with a couple of them on television these days, some people apparently still take issue with one or two. If you're one of those people, this page probably isn't for you.

Live swearing in your face

These numbers are the running totals of each vile, disgusting, dirty word since the counter was last reset at midnight (GMT) on 23rd March 2017 . It's a bit experimental and prone to a few hiccups, but works best if you give it a minute to get up to speed.

  • Shit 0 #
  • Piss 0 ?
  • Fuck 0 $
  • Cunt 0 *
  • Cocksucker 0 !
  • Motherfucker 0 %
  • Tits 0 @

Status: This count is currently updating. Next refresh in 30 seconds.

Think global, curse local Recent swears around the world

Day to day on the daily

Graphs are a bit prettier than numbers. Here are the hourly totals for each word so far today. Feel free to change the data by playing with the date picker below. (I started counting on 1/6/2013).

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  • Shit
  • Piss
  • Fuck
  • Cunt
  • Cocksucker
  • Motherfucker
  • Tits

On the left & right are the number of tweets ('shit' & 'fuck' are so popular so they're measured in 10,000's on the right, the rest are on the left axis). Along the bottom is the hour (GMT).

Break it down

I wrote up some facts and statistics taken from the first 6 months or so of operation (specifically, June 4 2013 to January 12 2014). It's got animations and everything.

Go and find out more!